6 Thoughts All Single People Have Had

Every single person is more than aware of the perils present in the big wide world. When all of your friends are pairing up around you, it’s easy to feel like you’re some sort of social pariah. If you’ve been single for a really long time, your brain starts to do funny things to you and it might not be long before you have changed your perspective on dating altogether. If you’re single, you’ve probably thought at least one of these things before and trust us when we say, it really is okay.


6. Food Makes Me Happier Than Any Person Could

Food won’t talk back to you, leave you alone to go out with its friends or belittle your ideas. The fact is that, whenever you need it, food is there for you, and that’s all you really need right now.


5. Is It Worrying That I Talk To My Cat?

You spend most of your spare time in conversation with your cat and the fact that they understand you more than your other friends doesn’t even bother you anymore. From time to time you panic about your social status, but then your cat gets home and it’s all better again.


4. I Might Just Hold My Hand To See How It Feels

You look at couples holding hands and are filled with envy. When no-one’s looking, you take your own hand and practice what it feels like. Of course, it never really does anything for you, but the intention is there.


3. Is It Okay To Dream About TV?

The only thing you fantasize about is the TV and now, it has started to fill your dreams. You daydream about all of the shows that you could be watching and from the smile on your face, anyone would think that you’re in love.


2. I Should Buy Another Cat

Let’s face it, nobody really gets you like your cat. They know when you need cuddling and when to leave you alone, they never argue back and they’re always there when you get home. The only thing that’s missing is another one to make you feel even better.


1. Is It Okay That I Cuddle My Pillow?

You have discovered that your pillow is the perfect size and length for cuddling during the night and on most evenings, you don’t even notice the absence of a partner. If you do eventually find someone, you’re sure that they would never measure up to what you have going on with your pillow, anyway.