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Types Of Annoying People: 10 People We Mentally Murder Every Day

Thank goodness for law - if it weren't for the fear of spending our lives behind bars, we would be getting into a lot of trouble exterminating people who annoy us every day. However, we can still commit 'thought crimes', and these are the 10 kinds of people we murder in our heads on a daily basis.

Nosey Neighbors
The one who is up against your grill either because they complain about your loud music or because they are busy poking their nose into your affair. Everyone has an annoying neighbor - and this is what we wished we could do.

Autocratic Autowalas
The meters installed in some autos are purely for decoration, as the drivers demand for exorbitant fares for even the shortest of distances. Whether on days you can afford to haggle, or on days when you just do not have the time, you are mentally shooting death rays into the back of the auto drivers' head.

Morons On Metros
On every metro, there is at least one idiot who will stand right in front of the door - and not budge an inch even when people behind him have to get off at a station. You can only push and shove so much, some days you wish you could 'Avada Kedavra' him for good.

Annoying Telecallers
No, we do not need loans or credit cards or life insurances or new phone connections! However, we would be interested in you never calling us again. Ever. Seriously, does the 'Do Not Disturb' facility on our mobile connections even work?

Inbox Spammers
If I had a dollar for every time I got a mail about winning a million dollars, I would probably have a billion dollars by now. These Nigerian princes have to learn to give it a rest. How many filters can one create? How many mails can one report as spam? Argh!

Social Media Attention Hoggers
There is a big fat line between Facebook updates and your personal journal, but every person always has a couple of 'friends' on their list who cannot tell the difference. We do not need to know the flavor of your toothpaste or when you are going to sleep- and we certainly could do without your manic depressive statuses.

The Boss
There are precious few people who absolutely adore their bosses. Some do not give it much thought. Others just about manage to control their emotions when around him. Especially when you are given a week's worth of tasks to be done in one day. Before lunch.

Annoying Coworker
Even the nicest guy in office with the best crew for coworkers always has this one person he cannot tolerate. You put on a straight face - but can they really not feel the hate vibes emanating from you?

Street Hawkers
They really would not be the victim of your mental murders if they learnt the meaning of 'no'. We know they are just peddling their goods, but really - if we thought a Doraemon balloon would cheer us up when we are stuck in traffic, we would beckon you first. So no, no balloons for today - thank you.

The Entire Traffic
A long day is not officially over till you have battled your way home across the crazy rush hour traffic. While half of your brain is pondering over the population explosion, the other half is wielding a submachine gun-gone-berserk.

Of course, we are not violent people. In a way, it is actually therapeutic. In fact, we are as harmless as Stewie Griffin here.

This article is intended as a humor piece, and neither the writer nor the website endorses violence of any kind.

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